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The finest cocktails in town at your fingertips. Welcome to The Counting House.

Situated in a former bank on Cleethorpes’ beautiful Sea View Street, we’re all about creating a unique and elegant experience for all, whilst honouring our grand, historical roots.

Whether you opt to sit up at our stunning bar for an intimate latenight drink with friends, dance the night away on our sprawling dancefloor, or get that perfect Instagram shot in the all-new photo booth in our stylish bank vault, you’re sure to have a night to remember with us.

Mr Jones the bank manager

Mr Jones is a lot of things to a lot of people; husband, father, friend, confidante, adviser – but bank manager is his preferred role. Keeping the balance sheet in check, having structure and order in his day-to-day work, commanding respect;
these are the simple things that get Mr Jones out of bed each morning.

He relishes the satisfaction of helping those who have nowhere else to turn, but he isn’t a pushover; firm but fair is what they always say. As a bank manager, he has the keenest of radars too; a blaggard can be identified even before the first handshake.

A tall, well-spoken, distinguished man, fiercely patriotic, with an air of authority about him. Yes, it is fair to say that Mr Jones is a stable kind of a chap, a real pillar of the community; a great British family man; an all round good-egg.

To learn more about the other side of Mr Jones, come back after dark